January 2011
I miss...
Having stupid conversations with you, I miss how awkward you could be, I miss how you could literally lick my face and it would not be awkward. I miss talking to you about the boys I was “crushing” on, I miss walking to class with you and talking about killing people. I miss making fun of EVERYONE we knew, I miss our inside jokes, nicknames and retarded noises. I never thought id have...
Im
In thee absolute worst mood fucken ever for no apparent reason… this is some bullshit man
Uhem
Highlights/color/cut today.
Its been awhile. Let’s do this haha
:)
I
Was just not havin it tonight. Bleh x_x
Backstreet Boy and Blow...
^_^
“No I didn’t see her eyes bitch! I was to busy looking at her hairy ass...”
My
Little cousin just confessed to me that the picture I just took of her was for a boy… I told her:
As long as he’s your age not like 26
And as long as you keep all your clothes on…
I think I give some pretty amazing fucken advice, don’t you? Hahahah
Living a double Life
:0
My house.
I'm walking out my room
Brother: you look like a crack head..
Me: what the hell?
Brother: you do.
Me: yeah well haven't you ever heard, never piss off a crack head in the morning when they haven't had their fix.
Brother: (walks away)
I
Cleaned my room and it smells pretty fucken good. I was gonna do activity planning tonight but I’m tired as fuck so I’m callin it a night
:)
Sweet dreams internet.
Work
Kid: yo miss!
Me: yes?
Kid: so I heard you're mr. Jesse's valentine.
Me: HA!
Kid: and uh well that's not fair.
Me: what why?
Kid: cause I was gonna ask you to be mine.
Me: whoa haha Andrew get off the jungle gym and get in line, I'm flattered though.
Mr.Jesse: so we're valentines ey??
Me: Go away Jess!
Just had the most amazing bonding experience with...
HOOKERS!
Yay
Its fucken Thursday already! :) I must clean my room and junk.
Taurus
Taurus Jan 27 2011
Back in 1912, when the Titanic was set to sail, its excited passengers looked forward to an amazing adventure filled with lavish food and impeccable service, all in a lush setting. What they got, though, was a nightmare of, well, Titanic proportions. The opposite is about to unfold for you. And this imagery is to remind you that, although you expect something to go wrong...
Sooooo
One of my kids had one of those Fushigi ball things and it blew every single kids mind..
He goes ” miss! Miss! Miss! Look” *moving the ball around.
I go ” huh….alright..” *walk away.
Didn’t notice till now how bitchy that was..hahah
Stupid ball.
:0
Yvonne: I'm saying sober for the next two months
Me: whaat? But why?! That's like,.....whaat?!
Hung
out with my ex-best friends ex-boyfriend at the donut shop tonight.. haha it was fun.
:)
Hahahahahha
Him: wait so why'd you have sex with him?
Her: honestly? Because there was nothing left for us to do.
Him: whoa.
Her: yeah I know.
“I have a good looking penis”
– Andrew Vanwyngarden (via rhythmicprisms)
Why
Is it that every fucken time I get in my moms boyfriends car some fucken accident happens that makes us take the looooong way home? Gawd fucken dammit man.
-__-
Literally.
I know way too many people here right now that I didn’t know last year
who the fuck are y’all
I swear it feels like the last few nights we’ve been everywhere and back
but I just can’t remember it all
what am I doing, what am I doing
oh yeah thats right, I’m doing me, I’m doing me
I’m living life right now man
and this what I’m do til its over
til it’s over, it’s far from over
Sooo
Don’t wanna get ready for work! Bummmmmmmmmm!
Gaaah
I didn’t even try fighting back this time!
Be fucken proud man. Haha
Fuck You Andrea! :)
Then you tell her that the only way her heart will...
And it won’t make sense right now, but you’re still her friend.
:)
FACT
I LIKE PEOPLE MORE WHEN THEY JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
I've
Put myself in a situation where I actually honestly like someone and for some reason its scaring the fuck outta me. I had told myself I wouldn’t allow myself to (I guess the word would be) fall for anyone. But that shit flew out the window. I’ve come to the conclusion that I should allow myself to feel what I fucken feel and not question it. This kids fucken awesome and awesome looking...
